1. "The ego has landed." LOLOLOL!
2. I met the man who bit me 50 years ago and he didn’t know who I was and I didn’t enlighten him. 3. Tis the autumn of an online friendship when both sides are reduced to sending interesting website links. Tis late autumn when one of the participants is not even interested enough to open the links. 4. October Martha Stewart Living made me laugh more than usual: 1. The cover showing toadstools made from various squashes ; 2. Martha at Joshua Trees Park in cropped pants, trainers and bobby sox...such a nerdy look! *L* 5. Ever since I’ve lived here there has always been a teenage boy learning to play the drums somewhere in the neighborhood. 6. From the "Things They Don't Tell You" file-- Everyone has hemorrhoids and that’s a good thing.
"Hemorrhoids are swollen blood vessels that line the anal opening caused by excess pressure from straining during a bowel movement, persistent diarrhea, or pregnancy. There are two types of hemorrhoids: internal and external. Internal hemorrhoids are normal structures cushioning the lower rectum and protecting it from damage by stool. When they fall down into the anus as a result of straining, they become irritated and start to bleed. Ultimately, internal hemorrhoids can fall down enough to sink or protrude out of the anus. External hemorrhoids are veins that lie just under the skin on the outside of the anus. Sometimes, after straining, the external hemorrhoidal veins burst and a blood clot forms under the skin. This very painful condition is called a pile." http://www.disabled-world.com/health/digestive/digestive-disorders.php 7. Bite 'em, Pete!
8. Every time I hear the ads for SCAN Health Plan, my mind hears SCAM Health Plan. Who was the genius who thought that was a good name?
9. "Live team coverage"? As opposed to what? Dead team coverage? | 
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